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The Warlord Wants Forever Review

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Book Review at a Glance

Worth the Read?

Shani: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Bridget: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Heroine Rating:

Shani: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Bridget: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Hero Rating:

Shani: 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Bridget: 🍆🍆🍆🍆

McDreamy to Mc Steamy:

Shani: MC Ragy Primal

Bridget: McPoundTown

Classy to Nasty: Bodice Ripper with some kinky dom/sub elements. Forced masturbation. Withholding the D.


Romance at a Glance Reviews The Warlord Wants Forever by Kresley Cole

Valkyries in the Immortals After Dark house!

It's time for some paranormal goodness with Immortals after Dark book 1... or is it book .5?

This is one of Shani's all-time favorite paranormal series and so we HAD to start with it in our holiday mashup! We only had a few PNR slots due to calendar problems (silly calendars), so we had to make them count. 

And we couldn't be happier we did. This novella starts the Immortals After Dark series and was a goddamn spicy delight!

***Trigger warnings - forced seduction, fighting between MC, very murky or missing consent, 

Some major points we discussed: 

  • This book is FILLED with killer quotes

    • “Killing these Forbearers would be easy for her and her sisters. Too easy. Like being your own secret Santa.”

  • This book was hilarious. I loved all the repartee as well as her internal monologue and his confused internal monologue because he doesn’t know anything about their world. 

  • Myst using her body to trick Nikolai into bad decisions :) 

    Nikolai's heartbeat starting - Myst tried to do it on purpose - not her first - killed them all like the bad bitch she is.

  • Myst tormenting Nikolai -all men have only coveted her.

    • “If I belonged to every man who wanted it so—or to every vampire I’ve blooded—there’d be nothing left of me.”

  • Myst leaves Nikolai in pain - constantly hard on no relief - cold-blooded - sisters surprised she doesn’t kill him! Valkyrie don’t play.

  • Nikolai tracks Myst to NOLA 5 yrs later 

  • Snaps Myst’s waist chain which allows Nikolai to command her. He makes her come over and over! 

    • “In fact, to make this more difficult for you, I will never touch or kiss you unless you ask me for it. This will be even sweeter when you beg me to fuck you.”

      • HELLS YES

  • Nikolai seeing snippets of Myst’s life in his dreams but never the end so he doesn’t know the whole story

  • “Please be strong enough. Please . . . For once in her life, would a man take control? So she could finally lose it.” PREACH

  • Fighting each other for the right to her

  • Nikolai sacrifices himself for Myst to save her. She’s all FUCK THAT NOISE. 

    • “He was hers. That they would dare . . .”

  • Sisters arrive and she screams help me at them

  • They help, he survives. Agrees to try to get on with her family

  • Dropping hints for next books

    • Outside, some male howled with fury. Nikolai tensed to trace her away, but she waved away his concern. “Oh, don’t worry. Just another crazy day at the manor. A Lykae nabbed little Emmaline and took her back to Scotland—thinks she’s his werewolf queen.”


Quick Guide Review of the Book and Notes

Book Title: The Warlord Wants Forever

Author: Kresley Cole

Audio Narrator: Robert Petkoff - HIGHLY RECOMMEND! He narrates the whole Immortals After Dark series on audiobook.

Part of a Series: Immortals After Dark, Book 1.. or possibly book .5 depending on where you look.

Genre: Paranormal Romance

Cover Art: The version I had, is a red-haired woman with silver eyes with wispy smoke in front of her. I thought it was super dope. Dark, gave me the feel of ominous PNR and she’s looking right at me! - Bridget

Synopsis: Myst, a beautiful and vicious Valkyrie has gotten herself used as bait, again, to help her sisters discover what the Vampire King Ivo is up to. Color her surprised when human turned vampire Nikoli Wroth storms the castle before she can get the information she wants. Drawn to Nikolai, she becomes his blooded mate on purpose, fully intending to kill him, but as he brings her to O-face just as her sisters arrive, she leaves him alive and in constant torment for 5 years until he tracks her down in New Orleans to claim his bride. 

Heroine Rating:

Shani: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 She was a fighter, but sometimes a little bit meh. And why does she keep saying hookers?

Bridget: 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 Bad bitch with a heart of gold and hankering for a dominant mofo

Hero Rating:

Shani: 🍆🍆🍆🍆 He was a brute and mad chauvinistic but he gained his points back throughout the book.

Bridget: 🍆🍆🍆🍆 Take it to a girl son! He loves her and he rails her hard AF. Le SWOON

McDreamy to Mc Steamy:

Shani: MC Ragy Primal

Bridget: McPoundTown

Classy to Nasty: Bodice Ripper with some kinky dom/sub elements. Forced masturbation. Withholding the D.

Favorite Lines in the Book:

Shani:

 She’s teasing his penis and he says. Why are you doing this to me. “Because I can” 

“Among other things the uncommon gift of a direct strike of lightning and the fact that you were the only man able to free me from my chain and the fact that you were so sodden eager to give up your life for mine. … have all convinced me that we should be together.” 

Bridget:

“At sunrise, you would fall asleep still deep inside my body. I’d wake you at sunset with my lips wrapped around your shaft. You could break your fast with a drink—from one of my thighs.” God almighty.  --- Myst to Nikolai

Favorite Review:

Shani’s from Goodreads:

Stacia (the 2010 club)

Guilty pleasure cheesy PNR goodness, ahoy! This series is like bodice ripping brought back to an artistic parody, except that the sex only dangerously straddles the non-con line instead of enthusiastically tripping over it. Sure you have a moment of feeling awkward, but then you just go with it. It's a fantasy based book. That's the point.

Bridget’s from Goodreads:

Yo the reviews on this book are SO DIVIDED! So many people don’t like the forced sex, forced submission aspect of the book, which I understand and other people love this book so much!

Bindi Boo rated it 4 stars

I loved this short novella! There was a very strong PNR aspect to this book despite the romance and sizzling sex scenes. I really enjoyed the heroine who was as bold and bossy as the hero....

Worth the Read?

Shani: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ This is a solid book. I recommend it and love the series.

Bridget: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Yes, and I’m tempted to drop everything in my life and crush the whole series immediately! Also, we LOVE vampires and if you do too, check out our Black Dagger Brotherhood season!

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Welcome to Romance at a Glance, a podcast that uses romance novels to dive into candid conversations about life, relationship dynamics, and sexual desires. 

As hosts Bridget and Shani review books and interview some of romance’s biggest authors, they explore the breadth of the genre, openly embracing the sex, diverse couplings, and taboo in order to create a safe space for listeners to be exposed to different lifestyles, fantasies, and to pique their naughty curiosity.

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